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The Daze wrote:Ohh it’s a sad day to pause on a groom!!

Legendary cultivars here!!
They all look great


I hope you get to grow again soon!! I’d be honored to grow some of these out
I've got a few packs to drop yet

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Can't afford seeds or anything else for that matter, so why not....
Here goes nothin.

Q :Why dont blind people go skydiving?
A : It scares the shit outta their seeing eye dogs!


Fast and Bulbous! That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous.....and also a tin teardrop!
That album still makes me lose my shit. Better days, mi compadre. Better days.

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Hey Captain, sorry to hear of your troubles, damn bastards! Happy to hook you up with some seeds once you're back up and running.

My best or worst joke is:

Q: How do you titillate an ocelot?
A: Oscillate its tit a lot.

And while we're on the subject of Beefheart lyrics, this one's a particular favourite:

Those little golden birdies look at them
And the mystic Egypt tossle dangling down
Old sleeper-man shish, don't wake him
Up one hand broom star was an obi-man
Revered throughout the bone-knob land
His magic black purse slit creeped open,
Let go flocks of them
Shish sookie singabus
Snored like a red merry-go-round horse
And an acid gold bar swirled up and down,
Up and down, in back of the singabus
And the panataloon duck white goose neck quacked
Webcor, webcor.

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sorry to hear that capt i fecking hate grasses,i could get my tina to put a curse on them?they work the fecker who grassed me is dead now by his own hand i hasten to add,i hope its a temporary thing for your sanitys sake,peace
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The joke is that you love saurkraut

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JJ wrote:The joke is that you love saurkraut
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So Captain beefheart has hung up his boots,
No more waiting to see if them plants have roots,
Its just time to relax and live life,
So very best of luck to you and your wife..
:puff puff: :puff puff:

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Raziel40 wrote:Can't afford seeds or anything else for that matter, so why not....
Here goes nothin.

Q :Why dont blind people go skydiving?
A : It scares the shit outta their seeing eye dogs!


Fast and Bulbous! That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous.....and also a tin teardrop!
That album still makes me lose my shit. Better days, mi compadre. Better days.
Smoke billowing up from between her legs made me vomit beautifully
And crush a chandelier
Fall on my stomach and view her from a thousand happened facets.

Great track bach diolch

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sybarite wrote:Hey Captain, sorry to hear of your troubles, damn bastards! Happy to hook you up with some seeds once you're back up and running.

My best or worst joke is:

Q: How do you titillate an ocelot?
A: Oscillate its tit a lot.

And while we're on the subject of Beefheart lyrics, this one's a particular favourite:

Those little golden birdies look at them
And the mystic Egypt tossle dangling down
Old sleeper-man shish, don't wake him
Up one hand broom star was an obi-man
Revered throughout the bone-knob land
His magic black purse slit creeped open,
Let go flocks of them
Shish sookie singabus
Snored like a red merry-go-round horse
And an acid gold bar swirled up and down,
Up and down, in back of the singabus
And the panataloon duck white goose neck quacked
Webcor, webcor.
Golden birdies great track my days are done bach I no longer even smoke canna

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duke wrote:sorry to hear that capt i fecking hate grasses,i could get my tina to put a curse on them?they work the fecker who grassed me is dead now by his own hand i hasten to add,i hope its a temporary thing for your sanitys sake,peace
Duke bach send me up a voodoo doll . Give our love to Tina bach

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