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Re: Stoned thoughts of the days

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anyway aspie fuk the tits.........ive scratched me clarkes ffs :rage:
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Paul_led wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:34 pm
Stoned thought of the day ,...... ffs where’s the weekend gone !? Work in the morning :-(
fuk work av a snow shift. :oik!:

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If a Smurf gets blue balls, what color does his balls get?

I mean considering them being blue and all...
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Norseman wrote:
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If a Smurf gets blue balls, what color does his balls get?

I mean considering them being blue and all...
Ii had a english bulldog once called PINK....his nackers were bright pink see :idn:
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Captain Beefheart wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:34 pm
anyway aspie fuk the tits.........ive scratched me clarkes ffs :rage:
If you scratch the other one in the same place and style, they will match and that should calm you down. :puff puff:
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The Aspie Toker wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:47 pm
Captain Beefheart wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:34 pm
anyway aspie fuk the tits.........ive scratched me clarkes ffs :rage:
If you scratch the other one in the same place and style, they will match and that should calm you down. :puff puff:
fuk me thats a clever idea bach i`ll go out now lie underneath he car again and scratch the rite foot :lol: :lol: :lol: :thanks:
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Captain Beefheart wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:53 pm
The Aspie Toker wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:47 pm
Captain Beefheart wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:34 pm
anyway aspie fuk the tits.........ive scratched me clarkes ffs :rage:
If you scratch the other one in the same place and style, they will match and that should calm you down. :puff puff:
fuk me thats a clever idea bach i`ll go out now lie underneath he car again and scratch the rite foot :lol: :lol: :lol: :thanks:
You can thank me later :)
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If I don’t answer my phone to you on FaceTime first time , I’m not gonna answer it after 10 fooking calls ffs
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The Aspie Toker wrote:
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Captain Beefheart wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:53 pm
The Aspie Toker wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:47 pm


If you scratch the other one in the same place and style, they will match and that should calm you down. :puff puff:
fuk me thats a clever idea bach i`ll go out now lie underneath he car again and scratch the rite foot :lol: :lol: :lol: :thanks:
You can thank me later :)
dont tell me ewe want a tit wank ? :lol:
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Re: Stoned thoughts of the days

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Captain Beefheart wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:35 pm
Paul_led wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:34 pm
Stoned thought of the day ,...... ffs where’s the weekend gone !? Work in the morning :-(
fuk work av a snow shift. :oik!:
There’s no snow man lol
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