July madness day 20 .... whats in the box ?

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Mrs Beefheart wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:26 am
Ok it’s nite nite from me
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Update again lol
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Close calls all nite I want the exact name they are known by
I will resume in the morning thank u all
Keep them coming
Are you saying it is metal?
I asked earlier and you said no (or didn't say either way) can't remember which.
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The bush was all new recruits joining the skool got slung into the Holly Bush...... This was normal practice and the teachers jeered on like it was the grand national I sware they bet on how high we got skung. Sadist fukas they were see

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captain beefheart wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:28 am
The bush was all new recruits joining the skool got slung into the Holly Bush...... This was normal practice and the teachers jeered on like it was the grand national I sware they bet on how high we got skung. Sadist fukas they were see

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When we did cross country, the teacher made sure there was a lot of stinging nettles and brambles on the route.
Then he'll watch you shower afterwards. Fucking perv.

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captain beefheart wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:28 am
The bush was all new recruits joining the skool got slung into the Holly Bush...... This was normal practice and the teachers jeered on like it was the grand national I sware they bet on how high we got skung. Sadist fukas they were see

Great Googly Moogly
The other PE teacher called me a cripple because I didn't dive for the ball.
The ground was churned up and frozen solid. No way was I going to hurt myself in the 1st lesson of the day. Fuck that. So, he made me do 20 press-ups. :rage: :rage: :rage:

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Mrs Beefheart wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:26 am
Ok it’s nite nite from me
Image

Update again lol
Capts from when he was younger
Hard
Fast
Not plastic
Metal
Not sexual

Close calls all nite I want the exact name they are known by
I will resume in the morning thank u all
Keep them coming
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Great! She left us hanging.

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TommyT wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:34 am
Mrs Beefheart wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:26 am
Ok it’s nite nite from me
Image

Update again lol
Capts from when he was younger
Hard
Fast
Not plastic
Metal
Not sexual

Close calls all nite I want the exact name they are known by
I will resume in the morning thank u all
Keep them coming
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Great! She left us hanging.
I'm always hanging. :dance:

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captain beefheart wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:28 am
The bush was all new recruits joining the skool got slung into the Holly Bush...... This was normal practice and the teachers jeered on like it was the grand national I sware they bet on how high we got skung. Sadist fukas they were see

Great Googly Moogly
When we did cross country, the teacher made sure there was a lot of stinging nettles and brambles on the route.
Then he'll watch you shower afterwards. Fucking perv.
They would pick me from me seat by my sideboards Fairys they were and I will shit on the grass at Parliament Square before I croak see God bless us dopers

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captain beefheart wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:35 am
The Aspie Toker wrote:
captain beefheart wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:28 am
The bush was all new recruits joining the skool got slung into the Holly Bush...... This was normal practice and the teachers jeered on like it was the grand national I sware they bet on how high we got skung. Sadist fukas they were see

Great Googly Moogly
When we did cross country, the teacher made sure there was a lot of stinging nettles and brambles on the route.
Then he'll watch you shower afterwards. Fucking perv.
They would pick me from me seat by my sideboards Fairys they were and I will shit on the grass at Parliament Square before I croak see God bless us dopers

Great Googly Moogly
If you were lucky, you'd get the blackboard cleaner thrown at you. Fecking hard it was. Metal on one side of it. Made me bleed once.

Boy, this is becoming the Yorkshire men sketch.

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